Her Mouth Runneth Over: Shut UP Jennifer Aniston

I am really, really sick of hearing about, listening too, and seeing Jennifer Aniston on TV and on magazine covers. Here is a girl who must broadcast to the world her most intimate feelings about her personal life, and her woe is me, Brad is gone, nonsense. Truly, this girl has NO class. Jennifer, I don't care about your breakup with Brad, everyone has been hurt, and there are for more important things in life than listening to you whine and pour out your heart to people you don't know. Save it for your best friends and family, honey.

The media treat her like royalty. It seems lately, she has become the new Princess Diana; every move she makes and every word out of her mouth recorded, scrutinized, and deciphered. The Vanity Fair issue that she was featured in broke records for copies sold. I have a question for her and the rest of the paparazzi, what is so great about her? She's not that good looking, at all. She doesn't possess any natural beauty. Her eyes are too close together and she has an odd shaped nose, and small mouth. (For the record, I never thought Diana was all that, either.)

Other Hollywood stars are way better looking, and have taken on far more challenging roles; Charlize Theron (Monster) and Angelina Jolie, the one Brad took up with, both come to mind. I don't blame Brad for dumping her for Angelina. I recall Jolie's outstanding performance in "Girl Interuppted" when I didn't know who the talented actress was that portrayed Lisa, and I made a point to find out. I've never seen Anniston in any role that memorable.

Sometimes, for sheer mindless fun, I watch Entertainment Tonight. But I just can't anymore. Everything Jennifer does and says is news.

"Jennifer snuck away from the table while dining out with friends to use the ladies room, while a stunned crowd of onlookers ogled the beautiful star. She returned with a huge paper trail on her heel, but, hell, she's Jennifer Aniston, TP on the heel is chic now!"

It's just sickening. I suppose its only going to get worse. I'm sure a Jennifer Aniston clothing line, perfume and CD is in the works. Then of course, she'll be getting engaged, married and divorced within the next year or so. And then she'll be pregnant and we'll all have to hear the gory details of her birthing experience. While I still have my sanity, let me state unequivocally, Jennifer, please shut up!